MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

New Comic for Saturday!!

And, seriously, how can you mix up Mozart and Shopan? Sheesh....

I feel my intelligence has been insulted.

I'm gonna go chew my butt.....

New Comic for Friday!!

Did I mention that Melissa's neighbors are crazy?.....

New Comic for Thursday!!

Yes. It is true. ALL of Melissa's neighbor's are insane.
Makes being a hermit rather enticing, doesn't it? *hides under couch*

New Comic for Wednesday!!

Hmmm....maybe if I throw some dirt on those pegonias, the neighbor's won't notice that they're all chewed up.....

New Comic for Tuesday!!

I was framed! It wasn't me, I tell ya! It wasn't me! It was the one-armed dog!
Alright, it was me! And I'm glad! Glad, I tell ya!
*drops on knees pleading* What are they gonna do to me, Sarg, what are they gonna do?!
BOL

New Comic for Monday!!

In the jungles of our backyard.....

I think we just got mugged by an ant.

Yep. My wallet is gone.

This is what happens when you let the yard get outta hand *shakes head*

New Comic for Sunday!!

....and where DOES Melissa keep those horses?.....

New Comic for Saturday!!

This comic comes belated because I piddled on the keyboard.....

The best things in life really ARE pee!!!

*piddles*

New Comic for Friday!!

Who knew Melissa had a rope tug attached to her head? :D
(*sings* Give me a head with hair, long chewable hair....)

New Comic for Thursday!!

Aw, man! I'm confused!
When can I eat the stupid couch?!!
*coughs up piece of upholstery* Ugg....

New Comic for Wednesday!!

If glue doesn't work, I know Melissa keeps tape in her desk drawer....

New Comic for Tuesday!!

That's Jihn....the bearer of bad news....
Hmmm....I smell roasted oven mitt....*drools*

New Comic for Monday!!

Maybe Melissa could fix it and no one would ever notice....
*stretches duct tape*
We're gonna need more tape.....

New Comic for Sunday!!

A bath isn't fun unless you gotta companion :)
....and made a big watery mess....

AND - NEW COMICS @ officialmidge.com! I get lost in the backyard, poot bubbles, eat pegonias, and bark at our neighbor's bad piano playing!

More NEW COMICS premiere December 19 and January 16!!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!

I suppose I could eat my way out, but the way my head is stuck, I can't move my jaw...
Wait til the folks at the annual Turkey Helpline hear this one!

Ugg....stuffing just dripped up my nose....

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New Comic for Saturday!!

I think I have a sock stuck to my butt.....
*starts chasing butt*

New Comic for Friday!!


......dung shui?......
I don't know why he's moving his poop around.
.....I'd just eat it.....

New Comic Thursday!!

....I'm on the hunt again.....

*circles around sandwich on counter*

New Comic for Wednesday!!

....I have a high metabolism.....*BURP* So what? Feed me.

Who is Oliver Twist, anyway? I like his name. Oliver. Sounds like olive. Mmmm.....olives.....*drools*

New Comic for Tuesday!!

'American Idol' just doesn't allow dogs cuz they know we'd wipe the floors with our human competition.

That's right, Simon, I went there. *snaps*

Midge out, yo!

New Comic for Monday!!

That's a heck of resilient tube sock......
Hmmmm.....
I bet you could use it as a jump-rope now bol

New Comic for Sunday!!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......................
*puppy dreams*

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New Comic for Saturday!!

Yeah, I know. It's Sunday.
But I ate a whole chicken off the counter and passed out under the couch
and didn't wake up until this afternoon.....
*BUUUUURRRRP*

New Comic for Friday!!

Oops.....*suppresses laughter*
On the bright side, baldness suits Jihn....
....and I now have this awesome mustache....
Everybody prospers :)
*strokes guinea pig-fur mustache*
Yeah, I look gooooood!

New Comic for Thursday!!

So....anybody ever gotten a guinea pig stuck to their nose before?......
*embarrassed look*

New Comic for Wednesday!!

*head tilted back evil laughter*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*devilish grin* Now where is that guinea pig?......

New Comic for Tuesday!!

Who wants a sticky, furry hug? Anybody?
Don't be shy!
*mischievous grin*

New Comic for Monday!!

The best things in life really are free!! *chew*
Oh, yeah. I'll hafta remind Melissa she needs to shell out $3.49 for a new spatula.....

New Comic for Sunday!!

Ha! You thought I was on the other end of that leash, didn't you?!
Poor Melissa is still picking leaves and twigs out of her keister....

AND-

NEW COMICS @ OfficialMidge.com!! I take a nap, practice for 'American Idol' auditions, mooch Melissa's dinner, learn about 'dung shui', and play in the laundry!

More NEW COMICS premiere October 24! Hurray!

New Comic for Saturday!!

I mean a really reeeeaaaallllly good book.....
*BELCH*

New Comic for Friday!!

*mocking Melissa's voice* 'Midge, sit!' 'Midge, don't chew that!'
..... 'Stop piddling on the rug!'
Sheesh! I can't have ANY fun around here! *pouts*

New Comic for Thursday!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
WEEE-WEEE
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

New Comic for Wednesday!!

I still don't understand what just happened here, but that book was tastey
*shrugs*

New Comic for Tuesday!!

That's Melissa for you....always talking about HER problems....
In the meantime, whose gonna wake my feet? *whine whimper*

New Comic for Monday!!

I'm so glad my pitiable situation made Arnold's day.... *embarrassed frown*

That's me. Spreading joy and laughter to the world.

*grumble*

New Comic for Sunday!!

Yeah, I know it's Monday.
I'm just trying to warp your mind. Did it work?

NEW COMICS @ OfficialMidge.com!!

Melissa takes Jihn for a walk, I give everybody sticky honey kisses, Jihn gets stuck to my nose and Melissa pines for the neighbor!

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New Comic for Saturday!!

That's my buddy Jihn.....
Always lookin' out for me....
Sheesh

New Comic for Friday!!

Excuse me a sec....
I'm gonna go pee in this guy's lunch pail....
*struggles to get free from cement*
*sigh* Maybe later.....

New Comic for Thursday!!

Well, come on now.
You really can't argue with my logic here.
'nough said *nods*

New Comic for Wednesday!!

You know, if that weirdo neighbor hadn't called her, Melissa would've never known I was stuck in her driveway.....
But now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go pee in Coco's shoes for laughing at me >:(

New Comic for Tuesday!!

Let it never be said that guinea pigs are such helpful creatures....
*annoyed grunt*

New Comic for Monday!!

This DOES seem like just the thing that would happen on a Monday.
*tries to pull feet out of cement* *SIIIIIGGHHH*
Anybody got a magazine?
I think I'm gonna be here a while......

New Comic for Sunday!!

This is the most effective way of sabotaging one's date night....eat all their left shoes.
It is a tastey method too :D YUM! *burps*
Hmmm....that tasted like stiletto heel....

AND - NEW COMICS!! @ OfficialMidge.com I finally get freed from the cement block, ride the vacuum cleaner, and find Melissa's book to be reeeaaallly *BURP* good!

More NEW COMICS premiere August 29 and September 26!!

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'Milton Against Clowns'

New Midge comic in the Anipal Times!!

AND - Madame Midge has posted the new horoscopes for August!

See what the future holds in store for you this month here!

This month's lucky number is 'Too Sexy' by Right Said Fred.

Madame Midge has spoken. Do not question her.

ALSO - NEW COMICS premiere August 15 and August 29!!

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New Comic for Saturday!!

Well, really, what's the point of wearing that lacy pink underwear if she isn't going to show it off? *rolls eyes* Sheesh!

New Comic for Friday!!

Mmm...electronic reading device....*drools*
*burps up battery*

New Comic for Thursday!!

Usually I like the combination of dust and paper with a hint of mildew, but this was just awful.....
*BLECH* Anybody got any new releases I can munch on?

New Comic for Wednesday!!

....or at least some wasabi.... :P