New Comic for Saturday!!

Um...yeah....not my best idea....
Ow...............
Mmph.....

New Comic for Friday!!

Well, seriously! That guinea pig NEVER gets a bath! Surely you see my point?

New Comic for Thursday!!

From now on, I only piddle on the Sports page......
*shakes fur dry*

New Comic for Wednesday!!

Um....actually...this is the comic for Tuesday...
And the comic posted Tuesday is today's comic....
So....just read them backwards! BOL
Sorry folks!

New Comic for Tuesday!!

....perhaps the vet is testing a nefarious pill that changes dogs into wooly duck-billed platypus!
The fiend! The mad doctor fiend!
And what am I supposed to do if I want those worms BACK? HMMMM? >:(

New Comic for Monday!!

Seriously, humans have some weird hobbies.....
And since the guinea pig eats poo, I wouldn't put it past Melissa to collect it.
*sigh* Sometimes I think I'm the only sane one in this house.....

New Comic for Sunday!!

I could've used my GPS to find my way back to Melissa, but I swallowed it....
*BURP* Mmmm....global positioning....*drools*

New Comic for Saturday!!

I told her once that she'd save the trouble of filling my water bowl too if she'd just leave the toilet seat up, but she refused!
And my idea to save her the trouble of laundering her dirty socks by just letting me eat them!
Declined! *sigh* Humans! What is a dog to do!?

New Comic for Friday!!

I seriously don't see what was wrong with my nails before she trimmed them....

So what if they were a footlong? Is there a legal limit to nail length?

AAARRRGGGGG!!!

New Comic for Thursday!!

I still think she cut my toe off!.....but it grew back.... o.O

New Comic for Wednesday!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
HEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPP!

New Comic for Tuesday!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

ALSO -

Madame Midge has posted the new horoscopes for June!
See what the future holds in store for you this month @ the Official Midge website!!

This month's lucky number is 'White and Nerdy' sung by Weird Al Yankovic

Madame Midge has spoken. Do not question her.