New Comic for Thursday!!

So....anybody ever gotten a guinea pig stuck to their nose before?......
*embarrassed look*

New Comic for Wednesday!!

*head tilted back evil laughter*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*devilish grin* Now where is that guinea pig?......

New Comic for Tuesday!!

Who wants a sticky, furry hug? Anybody?
Don't be shy!
*mischievous grin*

New Comic for Monday!!

The best things in life really are free!! *chew*
Oh, yeah. I'll hafta remind Melissa she needs to shell out $3.49 for a new spatula.....

New Comic for Sunday!!

Ha! You thought I was on the other end of that leash, didn't you?!
Poor Melissa is still picking leaves and twigs out of her keister....

AND-

NEW COMICS @ OfficialMidge.com!! I take a nap, practice for 'American Idol' auditions, mooch Melissa's dinner, learn about 'dung shui', and play in the laundry!

More NEW COMICS premiere October 24! Hurray!

New Comic for Saturday!!

I mean a really reeeeaaaallllly good book.....
*BELCH*

New Comic for Friday!!

*mocking Melissa's voice* 'Midge, sit!' 'Midge, don't chew that!'
..... 'Stop piddling on the rug!'
Sheesh! I can't have ANY fun around here! *pouts*

New Comic for Thursday!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
WEEE-WEEE
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

New Comic for Wednesday!!

I still don't understand what just happened here, but that book was tastey
*shrugs*

New Comic for Tuesday!!

That's Melissa for you....always talking about HER problems....
In the meantime, whose gonna wake my feet? *whine whimper*

New Comic for Monday!!

I'm so glad my pitiable situation made Arnold's day.... *embarrassed frown*

That's me. Spreading joy and laughter to the world.

*grumble*

New Comic for Sunday!!

Yeah, I know it's Monday.
I'm just trying to warp your mind. Did it work?