I told her once that she'd save the trouble of filling my water bowl too if she'd just leave the toilet seat up, but she refused! And my idea to save her the trouble of laundering her dirty socks by just letting me eat them! Declined! *sigh* Humans! What is a dog to do!?
Hello, world! My name is Midge, and I just took over Melissa's computer! I'm proud to be a mutt! I'm also the star of my own webcomic - MIDGE!! - a comic dedicated to telling life the way it is from the dog's perspective!
And I love rolling on dirty socks! Yay, dirty socks!