New Comic for Tuesday!!

'American Idol' just doesn't allow dogs cuz they know we'd wipe the floors with our human competition.

That's right, Simon, I went there. *snaps*

Midge out, yo!

New Comic for Sunday!!

Ha! You thought I was on the other end of that leash, didn't you?!
Poor Melissa is still picking leaves and twigs out of her keister....

AND-

NEW COMICS @ OfficialMidge.com!! I take a nap, practice for 'American Idol' auditions, mooch Melissa's dinner, learn about 'dung shui', and play in the laundry!

More NEW COMICS premiere October 24! Hurray!