New Comic for Saturday!!

Who woulda thought dryer lint would dry out your mouth so much?....
It's so tastey though......it's totally worth it :D

New Comic for Thursday!!

What the woof, man. What the woof.....
*squeak*

New Comic for Saturday!!

Mmmmm.....licorice......*drools*
....I mean.....
Mmmmm.....shoelaces......*drools*

New Comic for Tuesday!!

I was framed! It wasn't me, I tell ya! It wasn't me! It was the one-armed dog!
Alright, it was me! And I'm glad! Glad, I tell ya!
*drops on knees pleading* What are they gonna do to me, Sarg, what are they gonna do?!
BOL

New Comic for Thursday!!

Aw, man! I'm confused!
When can I eat the stupid couch?!!
*coughs up piece of upholstery* Ugg....

New Comic for Monday!!

Maybe Melissa could fix it and no one would ever notice....
*stretches duct tape*
We're gonna need more tape.....

New Comic for Monday!!

The best things in life really are free!! *chew*
Oh, yeah. I'll hafta remind Melissa she needs to shell out $3.49 for a new spatula.....

New Comic for Saturday!!

I mean a really reeeeaaaallllly good book.....
*BELCH*

New Comic for Friday!!

*mocking Melissa's voice* 'Midge, sit!' 'Midge, don't chew that!'
..... 'Stop piddling on the rug!'
Sheesh! I can't have ANY fun around here! *pouts*

New Comic for Wednesday!!

I still don't understand what just happened here, but that book was tastey
*shrugs*

New Comic for Friday!!

Mmm...electronic reading device....*drools*
*burps up battery*

New Comic for Thursday!!

Usually I like the combination of dust and paper with a hint of mildew, but this was just awful.....
*BLECH* Anybody got any new releases I can munch on?

New Comic for Wednesday!!

....or at least some wasabi.... :P

New Comic for Tuesday!!

Mmmm....*chews The Hobbit*.....that's good literature.....
*gets papercut in tongue*.....ow....

New Comic for Monday!!

The argyles are the tastiest.....*drools*

New Comic for Friday!!

Does anyone have a magazine I can chew on? *sigh*
Readers Digest, Life, the Enquirer.....I'm not picky......
Heck, at some point in time I've probably even peed on each of 'em.....

New Comic for Friday!!

Um....could someone pull my snout out of the inside of my face?
.....this is kinda uncomfortable.....

New Comic for Thursday!!

My new fashion line features the 'dog-chew' look that is taking Europe by storm! Oui Oui!

New Comic for Wednesday!!

Melissa is SOOOOOO funny....*rolls eyes*
Although.....I guess I'd go to they're meetings if they had snacks.....
....and coffee.....and snacks.... :P

New Comic for Tuesday!!

Well, her instructions very quite vague. Admittedly.
Mmmm....hush puppies.....*drool*
*coughs up insole* Excuse me.... *eats coughed up insole*