HAPPY NEW YEARS!!

I am going to put aside how embarrassed I am to be wearing a diaper to say Happy New Years to all my anipals, friends and fans!
Thank you for all the love and support throughout 2009!
I wish only the deepest joy, happiness, and delicious snacks for 2010!
I love you all! *blows kisses*
I want to say a special thanks to my best buds Lou and Zack Rabbit! You guys have been the best furiends a little cartoon mutt could have! A toast to you! *raises glass*

The Official Midge website has rung in the New Year with 10,000 HITS!!! Thank you all!

Also - Madame Midge has posted the new horoscopes for January 2010 in the Madame Midge page of the OfficialMidge website!
Be sure to see what the future has in store for you!

!!MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!

This is to say 'Merry Christmas' to all my anipals, friends, and fans who have shown only love and support for me and my canine comics! Thank you everybody! *FURRY HUGS*

MERRY CHRISTMAS LOU!!

This special drawing is a Christmas gift for my dear friend, Lou!
Hope you like this drawing buddy! *HUG*
Rescue Mutts Rule! *high paw*
You can follow Lou and his sister Pebbles on Twitter HERE

Zack Rabbit Guest-starring in Midge Comic!

MERRY CHRISTMAS ZACK!!

This special edition comic guest-starring my dear friend Zack Rabbit (or Batman, I'm confused) is his special Christmas gift!
Zack Rabbit is a talented bunny and a pawsome cartoonist!
This special comic is released on Tuesday in honor of his wicked funny comic - 'It Must Be a Tuesday'!
To read Zack's LMTO-funny comics and watch his hilarious videos, check out his blog - A Little Somebunny's Creation
Hope you like this comic, buddy! *SLOBBERY DOG KISS*

Congratulations @pntbtrkisses and @elguapito!

As honorary mentions in the 2009 Anipal Joke contest, you won a guest appearance in a Midge comic!

And here it is! -
BOL! All my anipals make me laugh! Great jokes everybody!
Thanks to all who entered!

New comic for Saturday!!

My 100th comic! WHOOOOOOO!!
I just want to thank Melissa and Jihn and whoever draws these comics *winks at Sunny* and all my fans and everyone that gave us the support to keep going! THANKS EVERYBODY!!
*fiddles with imaginary pockets* Now where did I put that speech?....

New comic for Friday!

That elaborate dance WAS pretty amusing....
And as to the shot, well....better him than me >:D

New comic for Thursday!!

I gotta say....getting poked in the butt by broom is a bit uncomfortable....but I had my vengence....

New comic for Wednesday!

You do what you have to to survive..... >:D

New comic for Tuesday!!

NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! NEVER! NEVER!

New comic for Monday!!

Admit it - you see the indisputable logic in my reasoning....

New comic for Sunday!!

If all that isn't inspiring, I don't know what is.
And cleaning up after me gives Melissa a purpose in life.

Madame Midge has posted the new horoscopes for December!
See what the holiday season has in store for you!

This month's luck number is 'Hannukah, Oh Hannukah' and 'Deck the Stills' sung by Barenaked Ladies

Madame Midge has spoken. Do not question her.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!

Mmmm....turkey....*drools*

MIDGE'S 100th COMIC!!

Check out the Official Midge website for new comics, including the premiere of Midge's 100th comic!

Midge contemplates peeing in the rain, revisits the vet, and celebrates an anniversary with Melissa!

Midge's 100th comic was commemorated with 100 signatures to the Official Midge guestbook!
Special thanks to perrythebirman for being the 100th signature!!

And now, a toast, to 100 more comics! *raises champagne glass of toilet water*
(The new comic set starts posting on Midge Barks Blog this Sunday!)

Midge Pootique Is Now On Etsy!

Midge Pootique is now on Etsy!

You heard right! Midge has her own shop on Etsy! Click here
What can you buy there? Well.....
How about Midge Poo Doggy Doo!
FREE SHIPPING ON MIDGE POO FOR THE HOLIDAYS!
(Offer ends December 31 and applies to US residents ONLY)
Midge yard-art and art by Sunny are coming soon!
So buy some poo for the holidays.
It makes a great gift!

MIDGE POO DOGGY DOO FAKE POO IS HERE!!

MIDGE POO DOGGY DOO IS HERE AT LAST!!
Fake poo by Midge is at the Official Midge website in the ALL NEW Midge Pootique page!



ALL POO SHIPS FREE FOR THE HOLIDAYS!!! (offer applies to US only)
Click the poo photo to shop for fake poop and more!
Midge Poo Doggy Doo is handmade and handcrafted with tender, loving care so no two doos are alike! "Just as nature intended"
Made with all natural ingredients and paint, so Midge Poo Doggy Doo is odor-free and won't harm most surfaces.
Midge Poo Doggy Doo is NOT edible and not tested to be waterproof
MADE IN USA

New Comic for Saturday!!

On the bright side, Melissa doesn't need to take a shower now.....
Of course, her logic was slightly different from mine so....
Bye! from my dog crate!....*gnaws on crate door*

New Comic for Friday

Melissa needs to unwind a bit....piddle on some floors, chew some socks....
Take a note from the zen of dogs....

Madame Midge's New Horoscopes

Madame Midge has posted the horoscopes for November!
See what this month holds in store for you......

The lucky number for November 2009 is
'Tennessee Bird Walk' sung by Blanchard and Morgan

If you hear this song at any time unintentionally during the month it will bring you good luck

Madame Midge has spoken.
Do not question her.

New comic for Thursday!

Well, really. Do I HAVE to have a reason for everything?

New comic for Wednesday!

Yeah, it's a little late.......okay.......it's very late........
I peed on the computer.....accidently.....don't ask.....
Anyway, the computer, by no fault of my own - and I can't emphasize that enough,
was down for a while.
But here it is! The new comic!
That'll teach those nasty bills to upset my Melissa! Take that mail!!

New Comic for Tuesday!

What can I say?
I have a special scent about me that I feel I should share with the world!
So spread the word - NO MORE BATHS!!

New Monday comic!
That was seriously the worst pepperoni I ever ate.
Of course, I don't understand why Melissa was using pepperoni to play checkers,
but whatever...humans are weird.

Stuck in the Piddle With You

New comic for Sunday!

"Uh-oh....flash-flood alert...."

The new designated lampshade-wearer design for the 'Midge at Pawpawty'-themed Midge Shop!

You can find all 'Midge at the Pawpawty' stuff at Midge Shop!
And pawty on!!

Midge Poo Doggy Doo!!

It's almost here! YAY!!
Midge's own FAKE POO!!
Midge Poo Doggy Doo should be available within a week or so - just in time for the holiday season *wink wink nod nod* - in the soon to be new - Midge Pootique page!
Freak out your friends!
Gross out your family!
Use it as a paperweight!
Midge Poo Doggy Doo!
Available soon!

Midge Poo Doggy Doo!!

Giving Jihn My Own Brand of 'Treatment'...

The new comic for Saturday!

Once again, I get the last laugh over my guinea pig pal.
Or, the last chomp...however that works exactly....

It's a day late....I know....*twiddles paws* I was...uh...busy...*BURP*
With what, you ask?
Well, let's just leave it at Melissa doesn't have to change the garbage for a while.....
Okay, to dispel confusion - the last comic that I entered is actually Friday's comic,
so I actually missed the one for Thursday. Sorry. You can see that comic in the Comics page of the Official Midge website.
Yes, don't drink toilet water, kids. It'll mess you up...*ears droop in embarrassment*

New Midge comic for Thursday!
This is Jihn's idea of psychiatric treatment for trauma....
....the twisted psycho....

Vacuuming the Dog

The new comic for Wednesday!
There are no words to describe how traumatizing it is to have a vacuum dragged across you back....and that's all I have to say about that... *hides under couch* *GROOOOWWLL*

Eating Crayons

The new comic for Tuesday!
Eating crayons with Hannah...
She isn't so bad, I guess.
When we're doing fun activities.
And, because I know you're wondering - Burnt Sienna tastes the best...*BURP*

Here it is! The new comic for Monday!
(A day late...sorry...got caught up chasing a fly in Melissa's living room...
It was delicious though...well worth the exercise...*licks lips*

Yes, the neighbor kid is a menace...a real sicko...
And for anyone wondering...that yoyo thing was NOT as fun as it looked...
Next time I'm in that kid's house, I'm eating his action figures...

NEW COMICS!!
Check out all new comics in the Comics page of the Official Midge website!
To see older comics, just visit the Midge Comics Archives!
Here is latest Midge Sunday comic -

Melissa's neighbor Floyd is a clueless nincompoop.... This comic pretty much explains why.... Oh, and that bur had to be chewed off....it left a big red sore spot on my delicate heiney... *GROOOWWLLL* Dopey human....Stupid burs....

This awesome Midge fanart was submitted by Zack Rabbit!

Thanks, Zack! :D

You can check out all Midge fanart at the Official Midge website!

Be sure to sign the guestbook!

I....love....Snausages.....

That is all.....

Midge out